First Reader Submission! Muggz and Jenni's wagons!

Gday again cunts!

Well its fucken happened. One of our readers has submitted their rides. Its fuckin heaps sik.

Muggz and Jen have been long time fans of Real Bonza Cars N Shit so when they heard the call out to post up some muscle they got right on board..

I really carnt be fucked telling youse about the cars just that we think that they are fuckin heaps sick and that they peel out hard.

They have been shacked up for a while and recently the fuckin lead to Jenni getting knocked up and popping out a mini version of the two..

So the soft cock Muggz flogged both cars off and bought some shitbox jap cap for the baby.. Pretty fucking average really.

Any way ere they fucking are..



Dont forget to do some fucking wet laps fuckers.

Reader profile: Big Pete

Another thing we'd like to do is profile some of our readers.

First up, our mate Big Pete. Take it away champ:

"Yeah g'day fellas, Petes the name like they said haha yeah so.. I live in the upmarket north, a burb called Westminster in Perth. Fkn love it there aye, street car heaven for us fuckers....EA, EB, VB, VK....you name it, youse will see it aye. Schmicko cars.
Yeah so and I'm 29, me olds live in the same house as me...like its theres. I could move out but you know me n me old man like to tinker with my Torana....oh yeah, so yeah I have a Torry...fkn sik aye. Done a heap of shit to it, will post some pics when i can....gotta wait for the next dole payment and i reckon ill get some snap on seat covers. Fkn cant wait ayyyyyyyyye.....whats a bloke gotta do!

Anyways time to sink some piss, probably VB (the beer aye, not the car) with me better half Sharon. See youse round aye.

EA Falcon of fury

Our first user submitted Falcon, da fans came out after our requests hey.

"This is me EA, done a heap of shit to it aye. Me first car, me olds told me to get something cheap and slow but i fort fuck it i want somefin special straight up aye. And thats what you see here. Decked out with momo wheel, so good for grips.

Full polk stezza, mega db that makes da girls wet as all shit....fkn luv it.

Yea and me black scoop, feed some air into that 6 banger engine....animal of a thing in the wet, rip a mean skid aye.

Tell us what ya fink of me car, save da jealous shit about me having 2 nicer a car for a p plater though k cunts."

Whats with all these here fucking dunnydoors..

Gday Bonza car fans..

I was sittin ere thinking there is alot of fucking dunny fkn doors on dis ere page... Fuck dis aye.. Lets get some Fords on ere aye... BLUE OVAL FOR EVA!! CARN Lowndesy!!

So yeh cunts.. Send in your fucking fords or else.

Get your own REAL BONZA CAR N SHIT featured

Thats right MATES.. Want your BONZA BUS on this ere page..

Drop us a line at realbonzacarsnshit@hotmail.com and we will get that shit up..

Dont forget we fkn need pics aye.. Or it will be fucked.

Stay fully sik cunts.

My commo chops all aye!

Gday readerz. Newie here.


Hows it goin?



Farkin funny shit happened yesterday aye.



Was leavin the Coolby (Thats me local pub. The bar sluts know me name aye. Its sick). Dropped a massive skid out the front (That was farkin sick too. Anyone that saw it would agree aye) then i had to stop at the lights. Was just gonna run em, cos i dont give a shit n that, but i thought there might be pigs around aye.



Anyways, so i rock up next to this little ricer bloke. Got his massive milo tin exhaust n that, sounds like a farkin blender. Carnt starts givin it the revs aye, wants runs n shit. Now im not one to back down from a challenge, cos fuck, my Commo chops all. I figured id piss it in, but i had me little bloke in the back seat, so i wasnt sure i should aye. Mrs would give me a farkin grillin if i did.



So lights go green and i just baked it up aye. Smoke everywhere. Carnt took off, thinking he'd won, gives me this scissor sign thing with his hand out the window. Dickhead. Fark that. My Commo would chop that carnt, i just couldnt be farked aye.

Gonna need new tyres now though. Fark. Anyone knows any good deals, let us know aye. Thatd be grouse.

Anyways readers, thought id tell youse all about it aye. And heres a pic of my beast. Shes sick.

Scotts fully sik Veee Kay

Here is my mate Scott Medders car, real tough cunt this guy - love him so much, in a totally manly and Aussie way. Drink VB together, like all the time.

My 1986 VK Project!

Absolutely BONZA car to drive.. Rips a massive skid and can fit two
kegs in the boot!

RUNNING GEAR;

- FUEL INJECTED 5 LITRE V8
- PETER JACKSON GLIMER DRIVE
- TURBO 700 GEARBOX
- B & M QUICK SHIFT
- VL CALAIS TURBO DIFF WITH DISC BRAKES
- 3'' EXAHUST BRAND NEW


INTERIOR;

- DIGITAL DASH
- MONSTER TACHO
- FULL LEATHER INTERIOR
- LEATHER DASH
- BROCK FRONT SEATS
- MANARO REAR SEATS (HAS STAIN FROM SOME HOMMUS BECAUSE CON FUCKING DROPPED IT.. SHOULDA HAD TOMATO SAUCE STUPID WOG CAAARRNNNT)
- CUSTOM DOOR TRIMS WITH LION EMBLEM (LOOKS SIK AS)
- CUSTOM REAR PARCEL SHELF WITH LION EMBLEM AND SPEAKERS (RAD TO THE
POWER OF SICK)
- CUSTOM CENTRE CONSOLE RUNS ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO BACK SEAT
- CALAIS BITS

EXTERIOR

- 15" CHASER RIMS
- BRAND NEW BUMPERS AND HEADLIGHTS
- HDT GRILL
- SOLEX DOOR LOCKS
- CHROME DOOR HANDLES
- RESPRAY IN SUBARU FEATHER WHITE (SHIT RICER CARS BUT GREAT COLOUR)

EXTRA

- JUST FULLY SERVICED
- EXAHUST HAS AWSOME NOTE
- JUST OVER PITS (COST ME A CARTON OF EXPORT)

THANKS TO

- STEVO, ROBBO, SHANEO, THOMMO, JOHNNO, BOB AND CON.